BLOG-BLOG HIBURAN: Faizal Hussein

Jumaat, 11 Mei 2012

Posted: 11 May 2012 12:03 AM PDT

HOW TO SPOT AN ERSATZ LIBERAL:

1. Dresses like a catalogue

2. Has a penchant for designer coffee

3. Uses words like 'penchant'

4. Has complete mastery of American pop canon.

5. Discussions over gelato.

8. Completely oblivious of Faizal Hussein's cultural significance prior Bunohan

9. Malay is useful for talking to stupid people

10. Your argument is valid if you namecheck Marx, Adorno, Russel, not so valid if source text doesn't have a penguin edition.

11. Keeps an open mind on religions but has strong fear of ghosts.

12. subscribes to Apple's product newsletter

13. Buys 'Foreign Affairs' because twitter was going crazy over one article

14. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION over injustices if there's a picture in the media

15. blissful indifference over injustices if it's there's a picture in the media but the caption's not in English.

16. Keeps opinions that are the intellectual equivalent of stuffed bears, menacing but ultimately useless.

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